LOGIC THINKING

SMART BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROFIT
SMART BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = PRODUCTION
DUMB BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROMOTION
DUMB BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = OVERTIME
SO, DON’T WORK OVERTIME!!!

SMART MAN + SMART WOMAN = ROMANCE
SMART MAN + DUMB WOMAN = PREGNANCY
DUMB MAN + SMART WOMAN = AFFAIR
DUMB MAN + DUMB WOMAN = MARRIAGE
WELL, IT’S YOUR CHOICE TO BE SBART OR
NOT!!!

A MAN WILL PAY $2 FOR A $1 ITEM HE NEEDS,
A WOMAN WILL PAY $1 FOR A $2 ITEM THAT SHE
DOESN’T NEED.

WOMAN WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL
SHE GETS A HUSBAND
A MAN NEVER WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL
HE GETS A WIFE

A SUCCESSFUL MAN IS ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN HIS WIFE CAN SPEND
A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS ONE WHO CAN FIND SUCH A MAN

TO BE HAPPY WITH A MAN, YOU MUST
UNDERSTAND HIM A LOT AND LOVE HIM A LITTLE
TO BE HAPPY WITH A WOMAN, YOU MUST
LOVE HER A LOT & TRY NOT TO UNDERSTAND
HER AT ALL.

MARRIED MEN LIVED LONGER THAN SINGLE MEN,
BUT MARRIED MEN ARE A LOT MORE WILLING TO DIE!

ANY MARRIED MAN SHOULD FORGET HIS MISTAKES,
THERE’S NO USE IN TWO PEOPLE REMEMBERING THE SAME THING.

MEN WAKE UP AS GOOD-LOOKING AS THEY WENT TO BED
WOMEN SOMEHOW DETERIORATE DURING THE NITE.

A WOMAN MARRIES A MAN EXPECTING
HE WILL CHANGE, BUT HE DOESN’T.

A MAN MARRIES A WOMAN EXPECTING
THAT SHE WON’T CHANGE, BUT SHE DOES.
(P.S. The above opinions do not necessary represent the sender’s Logic Thinking)